Literally Just 45+ Delicious Chocolate Jokes And Puns That Are …
WEBApr 22, 2021 · Well, jokes about chocolate can be funny… or at least mildly amusing. So we’ve rounded up 30+ of the best chocolate jokes, puns, useless facts, and one-liners you’ll want to savor again and again. They’re so sweet, even bees would eat them up. Best part is they’re all kid-friendly funnies.
150 Hilarious Chocolate Jokes to Whet Your Appetite for Laughter
WEBJul 12, 2023 · There are many jokes about chocolate bars and chocolate cookies in our selection, so it’s a bit like opening a box of chocolates. It’s nutty, crunchy, and chocolatey delicious. Furthermore, most of these funny chocolate jokes are clean and safe for everyone. Here you’ll find the best chocolate jokes, we’re sure you’ll agree.
Chocolate Jokes - 75 Hilarious Chocolate Jokes
WEBA dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop... Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”. Clerk: “Sorry kid, we're out of chocolate.”. Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”. Clerk: “No, no, you don't understand, it’s *chocolate* we're out of,”. Kid: “Ah, OK.
Top 70 Chocolate Jokes That Will Leave You Wanting More
WEBAug 18, 2020 · 1. What did the astronaut say when he stepped on a chocolate bar? "I just stepped foot on Mars." 2. If Jake has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes... Jake has diabetes. 3. What do you call a cow with a stutter? Ca-ca-o. 4. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
155 Best Chocolate Puns And Jokes That Are So Sweet!
WEBI love you a choco-lat! You make me melt. Wake me up before you cocoa! Sorry this is choco-late. I knew you were truffle when you walked in. Sorry, I’ve been bitter. Wishing you a birthday that’s choc full of fun! Gonna get chip faced. Your kiss, your (chocolate) kiss is on my list. Hot chocolate warms my insides. Oh fudge!
70+ Funny Chocolate Puns and Jokes: Choco-Lots of Laughs
WEBPublished: March 14, 2024. Updated: Dive into the deliciously witty world of chocolate puns and jokes, where the humor is as sweet as the subject. These puns and jokes are perfect for anyone looking to add a dash of laughter to their day, with a flavor that’s universally adored.
28 Hilarious Chocolate Jokes And Puns! | LaffGaff
WEBAugust 14, 2020 by LaffGaff. Better choco-late than never, here is a collection of really sweet chocolate jokes and puns to whet your appetite for laughter! Add them to your jokes kit-kat!
65 Chocolate Puns and One-Liners - Here's a Joke
WEBOct 13, 2023 · 65 Chocolate Puns and One-Liners. By Che Lewis October 13, 2023. Hello, chocolate lovers! I’ve wanted to compile these chocolate puns for a while, so better choco-late than never! There are puns, jokes, one-liners, and memes. If you have any funny chocolate jokes to add to the list, comment below. Let’s make the best chocolate puns …
20 Funny Chocolate Puns That’ll Leave You Snickering - Let's Eat …
WEBFeb 4, 2021 · 20 Chocolate Puns. 1. As much as chocolate, perhaps. Available on Etsy. 2. We’re also sorry the chocolate is half-eaten. Available on Etsy. 3. We’re totally the “you made a really awesome kid” kid. 4. You’re too sweet. Available on Etsy. 5. Break us off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. Illustration by: Positivity Puns. 6.
45+ Hilarious Chocolate Jokes To Leave You Begging for More
WEBAug 1, 2022 · Hilarious Chocolate Jokes and Puns. What kind of chocolate is a monkey’s favorite? Chocolate chimp. Why did the donut go to the dentist? He needed a chocolate filling. An ant dipped in chocolate is called what? Decad-ant. What kind of candy is always late? ChocoLATE. When chocolate rains, what happens first? It sprinkles.
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